If a member of the Iraqi Government complains about "Quality" on my project it means. "Dear, contractor please give me money."
If a member of the Iraqi Government complains about "Security." It means that he is an idiot who can not get the simple task accomplished also he would like some more money from the contractor.
God, I love this fucking country.
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Great to hear from you..I wonder if they'd complain about the movie sent in your latest box from us?? Hope "Superbad" will ease a little of the stress. You're thought of every day..Do they accept Monopoly money?? John and Mary Jo
you've been too quiet on this blog.hope it's because they're keeping you busy,they're probably looking to get as much as they can,before they're voted out of office.hopefully, the people here will vote out those spending recklessly on payoffs there.i'm glad you love that country. i got you some bullet-proof underwear that says," i love baghdad" in arabic. be careful out there. dad
I'm sure I can find a Farsi speaker if you'd like to answer the mayor of Baghdad's letter without the nuance of translation. Glad to hear from you - take care.
annie
Good to see you with another post. I worry about ya. I miss having somone around to talk politics with who dissagress with me every so often:-) I'm surrounding by raging lefties. Anyway stay safe and take care of yourself. Can't wait untill your back. Hilary
You mean you can't blackmail them with your charm alone?
Seriously, dude. Just wink more and maybe show some leg. It'll work. Trust me.
Your project sucks. You are terrible at it. Incidently, I am also concerned that the project is unsafe.
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